You Know You Have CFS When . . .

You know you have CFS when getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

You know you have CFS when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

CFS is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

You know you have CFS when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

You know you have CFS when you go to make toast and nothing happens. You've plugged in the can opener.

You know you have CFS when you have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

You know you have CFS when you forget your twin sister's birthday.

You know you have CFS when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

You know you have CFS when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.