A Daily Dose of Laughter 

  • You Know You Have CFS When . . .

  • You know you have CFS when getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

  • You know you have CFS when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

  • CFS is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

  • You know you have CFS when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

  • You know you have CFS when you go to make toast and nothing happens. You've plugged in the can opener.

  • You know you have CFS when you have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

  • You know you have CFS when you forget your twin sister's birthday.

  • You know you have CFS when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

  • You know you have CFS when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.

  • It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.